TFLN
(908): we just stared at taco bell’s menu on the website for 2 hours
(216): ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
(978): we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
(248): SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
(604): I’m gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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